Pavement?

One of my favorite “jokes” tells of a rich man who begged God for permission to bring his wealth with him when he died, and God finally said, “One suitcase.” So the man found a great big bag and loaded it up with bars of gold, which he dragged all the way to Heaven’s Gate. There, he was greeted by St. Peter who basically inquired, “What’s with the suitcase?” The man explained that God had had given him permission, so Peter looked inside to inspect what he had brought. He looked at the bars of gold, and then looked up at the man, and said, “You brought PAVEMENT?” I find this amusing. Chime if you do, too. My thanks to Social Jukebox for posting this image on Twitter!

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